WELCOME TO THE PHILLY PIRATE CRUISE!

Online ticket sales are now available! Just visit the Tickets Page to buy yours!

The schedule for the 2008 Philly Pirate Cruise is now up!

Ahoy me matey! The Philly Pirate Cruise is now sailing into the Interwebs of the Seven Seas! We be hav'n a real website fer yer view'npleasures.

Mark yer calendars ya scurvy dogs and prepared to set sail! This year's Cruise be fall'n on Saturday the 25th of October, in the year of 2008.

And the Capitan's got a bigger boat - Benjamin Franklin! Ya heard me me hardy, Captain Ed and his crew have got a new and improved ship to be use'n for pillaging and plundering. Take a look upon this beauty... right there to the left. It's a three deck, multi-bar ride the likes any pirate would be proud to master!

What is this Philly Pirate Cruise Ye Be Speaking Of?

Avast ye land lubber, ye have never heard of the spectacle that is known throughout the Seven Seas? Why it's the very motherload of revelry, grog and booty it is! Here be the low-down for ye, arrr!

The Philly Pirate Cruise takes place on the Saturday before Halloween.

The Fists of Righteous Harmony are the quorum that bring you the Philly Pirate Cruise.

Ye board upon The Ben Franklin (Manned by Capt. Lucky Cruises).

Grog, grub and beer are provided as part of yer entry fee.

Live performance by BEER!

Music is provided by the ever diabolical Dave Ghoul and DJ Kiltboy.

There be a "Sluttiest Wench" and "Manliest Scurvy" contest.

There will be prizes for the best costumes.

The Philly Pirate Cruise is for adults, mean'n ye have to be 21 years of age or older to board the ship. Savvy?